DBX: The King vs Weegee by WeegeeLunatic2000, literature
Literature
DBX: The King vs Weegee
In a poorly drawn castle in non-canon Hyrule...
CD-i Link is seen standing in a room, with The King.
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
The King: Mah Boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam is seen flying outside the castle on his magic carpet.
Gwonam: Squa-
Suddenly, a bird flies and hits him in the face, making him nearly fall off his carpet.
Gwonam: Aaaaaah!
Gwonam flies away into the distance, hanging onto his carpet.
The King and Link didn't notice this however and they continued with their conversion.
However, in an another room, a window breakes and a shado
DBX: Carl ''CJ'' Johnson vs. The Demoman by WeegeeLunatic2000, literature
Literature
DBX: Carl ''CJ'' Johnson vs. The Demoman
At the RED base...
Miss Pauling called in all of the 9 RED mercenaries. She had a job for them...
Pauling: ''Alright, guys. The Administrator said there is one last piece of Australium somewhere in a city named Los Santos. We're flying there, searching through and then get out quickly. The place is a gang territory, and we don't want to get in any trouble we don't want to get in.''
The Engineer: ''Does that mean no killin'?''
Pauling: ''I mean we shouldn't kill anyone for no reason. If someone has that Australium, take them out if they don't cooperate. We don't have time.''
Meanwhile, in Los Santos...
Sweet: ''Holy shit, is that gold?''